Hi Kyle! So how are you? Tell your lazy dad to get off his arse and post some more pictures of you. have you learnt anything new? Can you roll over on your tummy? You'd better learn that soon, so that if any boring pricks come to see you you can roll over and make them kiss your arse! First practice on a plain surface like a bed, floor etc., later on you can practice rolling onto bolsters and pillows...this is a very important skill. You will need it when you grow up. It is the basic manouver to get you into the missionary position(which we will discuss in about fifteen years). Even though it's a basic move it requires loads of practice before you can do it in one swift movement without banging your head on the ground. You'll require this move to start crawling etc. There's no getting around it so practice hard ok? Warm regards, Uncle Dusty
Hi there Kyle! so it's time for you to come to Cal...the place where all the nice people are. Well I had a talk with your dad a while back and we felt your first visit to Cal was a good excuse for us to have a bash...upto there it was fine but then your Pop decided to remain mum and while he's struggling with his identity crisis I'm left high and dry (more dry than high since we're in the season of lent)trying to figure out whether we should get the show going or not. I tried calling you the whole of yesterday but obviously your ol' Nana kept the phone out of your reach because it just kept on ringing. Maybe you should get yourself a mobile so we can organise this show....or else get your Slobbo dad off his fat arse ok? See ya soon. Unca DB
Hey Kyle you're looking smashing!
ReplyDeleteYour dad is looking smashed!
God! Kyle looks just like you!
ReplyDeleteDome, sure He made us in His own image and likeness but so much of chumhagiri is not required.
ReplyDeleteSorry, "CHUMCHA GIRI"
ReplyDeleteHi Kyle!
ReplyDeleteYo Uncle Texy screwed it up a bit but I managed to sort it out. I'm around...I'll be in touch soon.
Hi Kyle!
ReplyDeleteSo how are you? Tell your lazy dad to get off his arse and post some more pictures of you. have you learnt anything new? Can you roll over on your tummy? You'd better learn that soon, so that if any boring pricks come to see you you can roll over and make them kiss your arse! First practice on a plain surface like a bed, floor etc., later on you can practice rolling onto bolsters and pillows...this is a very important skill. You will need it when you grow up. It is the basic manouver to get you into the missionary position(which we will discuss in about fifteen years). Even though it's a basic move it requires loads of practice before you can do it in one swift movement without banging your head on the ground. You'll require this move to start crawling etc. There's no getting around it so practice hard ok?
Warm regards,
Uncle Dusty
Hi there Kyle!
ReplyDeleteso it's time for you to come to Cal...the place where all the nice people are.
Well I had a talk with your dad a while back and we felt your first visit to Cal was a good excuse for us to have a bash...upto there it was fine but then your Pop decided to remain mum and while he's struggling with his identity crisis I'm left high and dry (more dry than high since we're in the season of lent)trying to figure out whether we should get the show going or not. I tried calling you the whole of yesterday but obviously your ol' Nana kept the phone out of your reach because it just kept on ringing. Maybe you should get yourself a mobile so we can organise this show....or else get your Slobbo dad off his fat arse ok?
See ya soon.
Unca DB