Hi pal! How do you like the park? The main thing about parks is the grass. Your Dad was a terrible sportsman but he could show you how to score a goal on the grass though. When you get older Uncle Bungloo will teach you how your goal should be to score some grass. See I told you parks were all about grass!
Hey uncle DB, how are u. Thans for the tip on the grass.
BTW , my dad tells me you're great at making people piss their undies with your funny stories. But please put a cap on it when I'm in Cal ok ? You see I'm already pissing my undies about 12 times a day and my dad will get really pissed off if you make me piss my undies more after that...deal?
'sa deal! I shall be very serious ... but then that would be out of character and might scare the shit out of everyone! So now it's your call ...what would you prefer? You pissing your undies or a whole lot of "BIG People" shitting their pants?
Ha , ha , Uncle DB ...that would be a real funny sight - to see all the big people with kaka in their pants.
But I still think it would be better I dont piss my undies cause u know my dada doesn't have to change the big people if they make kaka , all he has to do is KICK THEM IN THEIR SQUISHY ARSES RIGHT OUTTA THE HOUSE.
But Uncle Osho can make kaka in his helmet - my dada tole me he has a helmet for a head.
Also my dada tole me Uncle Banglu has lotsa green stuff in his nose - maybe his mommy shud put a nappy on his nose !
Yeah yo Dada's a real funny guy! Check out how he locks up yo Unca Mario in the toilet when you get to Sydney. Bet you shit'n'piss yo pants laughing when yo Unca Mario begs for mercy in front of his Gaulish babe! But you'll have better fun in Bombay...when you piss on yo aunties. Make it a point to gurgle and laugh when they blow rasberrys on yo tummy then when they least suspect it piss on their faces. Also make it a point to do this when yo mum is out or resting, then they will have to powder your polly. O.K. see ya soon. P.S. Don't take uncle Osho's(PAMPAMPARAAH~) name in vain. o.k.
Hi pal!
ReplyDeleteHow do you like the park? The main thing about parks is the grass.
Your Dad was a terrible sportsman but he could show you how to score a goal on the grass though.
When you get older Uncle Bungloo will teach you how your goal should be to score some grass.
See I told you parks were all about grass!
Hey uncle DB, how are u. Thans for the tip on the grass.
ReplyDeleteBTW , my dad tells me you're great at making people piss their undies with your funny stories. But please put a cap on it when I'm in Cal ok ? You see I'm already pissing my undies about 12 times a day and my dad will get really pissed off if you make me piss my undies more after that...deal?
'sa deal! I shall be very serious ... but then that would be out of character and might scare the shit out of everyone! So now it's your call ...what would you prefer? You pissing your undies or a whole lot of "BIG People" shitting their pants?
ReplyDeleteHa , ha , Uncle DB ...that would be a real funny sight - to see all the big people with kaka in their pants.
ReplyDeleteBut I still think it would be better I dont piss my undies cause u know my dada doesn't have to change the big people if they make kaka , all he has to do is KICK THEM IN THEIR SQUISHY ARSES RIGHT OUTTA THE HOUSE.
But Uncle Osho can make kaka in his helmet - my dada tole me he has a helmet for a head.
Also my dada tole me Uncle Banglu has lotsa green stuff in his nose - maybe his mommy shud put a nappy on his nose !
Yeah yo Dada's a real funny guy! Check out how he locks up yo Unca Mario in the toilet when you get to Sydney. Bet you shit'n'piss yo pants laughing when yo Unca Mario begs for mercy in front of his Gaulish babe!
ReplyDeleteBut you'll have better fun in Bombay...when you piss on yo aunties. Make it a point to gurgle and laugh when they blow rasberrys on yo tummy then when they least suspect it piss on their faces. Also make it a point to do this when yo mum is out or resting, then they will have to powder your polly.
O.K. see ya soon.
P.S. Don't take uncle Osho's(PAMPAMPARAAH~) name in vain. o.k.